Athletics

GO JESTERS!

A thriving athletics program is at the soul of JKU’s diverse and mediocre learning environment. We believe that physical education contributes to the overall well-being of our student body, keeping the women shapely and men fast enough to outrun most police officers. We are proud to be a member of the Southern United Collegiate Assembly of Sports Syndicate (SUCASS) conference.

The JKU athletic department offers many opportunities for fitness, recreation, and competition, including organized teams in:

  • Jello Wrestling
  • Beer Pong
  • Badminton
  • Cock Fighting
  • Tag
  • Hide and Seek
  • Foosball
  • Sword Fighting
  • Tug of War
  • Flip Cup
  • Water Balloon Toss

Do you know an elite-level athlete hoping to compete at the highest levels? We doubt they’ll be interested in us, but you can send them a scholarship offer anyways.