Joseph King University delivers an impressive offering of academic programs designed to circumvent high achievement and eschew advancement of knowledge. We prepare students for an idealist society in which their thoughts are held in the highest esteem.
Are you a good fit for JKU?
Our advanced programs feature classes lead by leading academics with little or no real-world experience. We insist on such high qualifications because we refuse to let actualities and “real-life” degrade our rigorous academic culture. We recognize that our students are here to pursue their futures by escaping from the real world, and we strive to cradle them in a safe, non-challenging, completely disillusioned environment.
JKU Degree Programs include:
- Illiberal Arts
- Reverse Engineering
- Super Natural Science
- Debauchery
- Arts and Crafts
- Nap
- Plagiarism
- Political Corruption
- Coloring
Do you have what it takes to thrive academically at JKU? We think you do, so check out our offer letters, scholarship offers, and diplomas here.